You’re So Vain, You Probably Didn’t Know You Were a Jerk: Hollywood’s 15 Most Infamous Celebs!

  • Preach

    I think you forgot Chris “Beat Her Down” Brown and Carmelo “Male-Ho” Anthony

  • t$

    Sad to hear shia and val the rest don’t suprise me especially Katherine heigl she seems like a total b*tch!

  • Keisha Samoht

    that Chevy Chase and Val Kilmer threw me, i wasnt expecting to see them on here… the rest wasnt surprising…

  • sepia865

    Eddie Murphy should’ve made the list.

  • Robert DeLaurence

    What happened to Vilma’s neck. Damn.

  • Sagittarius81

    Where’s Bill O’Reilly?

    • Melissa Hamari

      Not a douche. Just because you don’t like the truth he’s saying, doesn’t mean he’s a douche. Liberal douche.

      • Icarus Melin

        yes it does, when someone can have a freakout over the teleprompter not working, and frequently yells and argues with his guests for the sake of looking smarter than everyone else. he fits the same category as bill maher. truth has nothing to do with it. it has less to do what what you’re saying, and more with how you say it, douche.

        • Wesley Long

          I would have to agree. Bill Maher and Bill O’Reilly are opposite sides of the same coin: Two men educated far beyond their respective intelligence, and neither nowhere near as bright as they believe themselves to be.

          • Shannon Lee Gilstad

            You are right. The only reason Maher gets a pass is that he’s a liberal.

      • Heather

        Where did she suggest it had anything to do with the content of his words?! It’s because of his behavior…you know, like the rest of this list. Idiot douche.

  • Britt

    Chevy Chase does NOT belong on the list. His complaint is that he doesn’t feel comfortable with some of the hateful lines he is given. The exact opposite of a douche!

    • thefisherman

      right exactly I read all his quotes and about his views and I really didn’t think he had anything to apologize for. I respected him for making a stand. this writer or whatever you call him doesn’t really know what he’s talking about with regard to his statements

  • Turncoat Tony

    I don’t much like anyone on this list but at the same time, I’d love the blog poster to put their life on blast so we could add them to the list.

  • Ryan Leslie

    I do not think that John Mayer is a beautiful musician. He sounds ‘mentally challenged’ when he sings and speaks.

    • JohnMayerHayter

      Absolutely agree. I find his music boring and his covers both live and otherwise to be… of lower quality than the originals.


    • CobwebsandAshes

      Everything about him makes my skin crawl, from his voice to his smug, punchable face. He’s the worst kind of douche, because he tries to portray himself as sensitive, introspective and respectful toward women, when it’s clearly all a front to conceal his massive ego and gross, sexist tendencies. The song “Daughters” in particular makes bile rise in my throat. *shudder*

  • Dantickat

    Not sure why it matters that the much younger female celebs Wilmer Valderama gets around with are WHITE. Would that be noted here if he were white too? Just wondering.

    • Shannon Lee Gilstad

      I noticed the same thing. He seems like a player, but so do most of them named here. Oh, and note to editors: Latino is NOT a race.

    • CobwebsandAshes

      Don’t think so, as it wasn’t noted for John Mayer or any of the other douchey white dudes included on this list. There was really no need at all to throw a dash of racism into this otherwise fairly innocuous slideshow. Clearly the writer of this piece has some (not very well concealed) issues with men who are not white.

  • Jenny Tennessee

    Why does it matter that Wilmer Valderrama dates white celebrities?? Capitalized?

  • nws103

    This is a really amateurish list. The descriptions seem to be written by 12 yr-old kid.

  • Michael Smalley

    Kilmer looks like Beau Bridges these days.

  • Bri Lady

    Where’s Rush Limbaugh? Why wasn’t he also listed as a “misogynistic douche”?

    • Randall Stevens

      They’re too busy working on the entry about you. Oh wait, that’s right, you’re nobody…

      • thefisherman

        and who the hell are you exactly?

    • Shannon Lee Gilstad

      Well, everybody knows he’s a jerk. This list is about celebrities who are unknown jerks.

  • Stealth Avenue

    It’s somewhat fascinating to me that you, on the one hand, call some of these guys misogynists, while on the other using the term “douche” without any regard for the history/use of the word. Let’s see, let’s use a feminine hygiene product as an insult, because things that go into vaginae are icky, amirite? (Except penises, naturally.) And who cares if people are dating inter racially… Is “White” capitalized for a reason? This writer clearly has some issues.

    • Randall Stevens

      You douche.

  • Jake

    “White” celebrities? Never coming to this website again…

  • Melissa Hamari

    I really wonder if Ochocinco knows his name means eight five, not eighty five. Ochenta y cinco.

  • Shawn McLaughlin

    Boy…do NOT agree with Angus T Jones. That show is ridiculous and I thought it was rather heroic of him to caution kids from that piece of crap.

  • Jasper Eliot

    You’re list is mostly ‘spot-on’…but how Steve Carell missed an appearance is beyond me.

  • Flight815Down

    People seem to either hate Val Kilmer or love him on set. Half of the time, his coworkers say he’s a douche; the other half, they talk about how kind and considerate he is.

    • thefisherman

      y’know its just like regular people. some people can work together some cant. val seems to have that personality. doesn’t necessarily mean jerk.

  • Hrm.

    Yeah, this article is lame and racist. Go figure.

  • DC

    You missed the,worst douche ever in Hollywood
    Woody Allen

    • Heather

      And one of the creepiest given he married his step-daughter.

  • Ketrina

    Yeah Angus Jones was right though. Being honest doesn’t make you a douche.



  • John Trapp

    John Mayer a beautiful musician? Actually he’s nothing but a Stevie Ray Vaughn rip off artist. If some guy did an Elvis impersonation would you call him a “beautiful musician”?

  • Karenindixie

    Kanye definitely earned the number one spot on this one.

  • Karenindixie

    Why mention that the girls he goes out with are white? So what? As far as I know, he’s single, and he’s doing the Hollywood bachelor life right now. He may be jumping from one to another, but that doesn’t make him any different than any other guy. If that’s the criteria for being a douche, there are a whole lot of others who should be on this list.

  • Karenindixie

    I hear stuff as far back as when she was playing an alien in Roswell that she was a diva. Apparently that hasn’t changed. But, I haven’t seen her in anything lately, so maybe it’s catching up.

  • Elliot Dash

    Speaking of douches . . . . . . Pointing out that some of the women he hangs out with are too young and WHITE speaks to racism on this site . . . . .

  • DaleC

    Chevy Chase is right… Community sucked.

  • WTF?

    So what??? He can’t date white women because he’s not white?! Stupid writer!

  • Taryn Bryant

    Yes yes. A fine array of douchebaggery.

  • Bdub

    Angus T Jones is right for calling 21/2 men filth…If he doesn’t believe it then its a great reverse psychology move….”Oh, you are telling me not to watch it…you can’t tell me what to do, I want to watch that filth”.

  • Sherry t

    You forgot about Nicholas cage. Biggest douche in the universe! While working at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic city where snake eyes was filmed I personally witnessed him say to his body guard “get this a$@hole away from me. I don’t want an extra sitting near me” I used to be a fan of his until that……

  • dieter

    I can’t stand John Mayer. He is creepy, disgusting, sexist and racist.

  • Duane

    Bill Maher is openly arrogant. He surrounds himself with “yes” people.

  • frances egan

    you forgot to mention that ashton kutchner seems, and probably is, a real hic

  • frances egan

    val kilmer lookds like donald trump and rosie o’donnell’s love child

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