The public expects celebrities to smile, nod, and be nice but the truth is we’re all human and some celebs just aren’t cut from that cloth. Some celebs are just naturally rude, temperamental, ego-maniacal, condescending, stuck-up schmucks that make us want to give them one across the face. We may enjoy their work but their attitudes and personalities leave much to be desired.
Peruse our list of Hollywood’s 15 douchiest celebs!
John Mayer must have some serious self-loathing issues. The only way he can make himself feel better is to slore around Hollywood with as many hot celebrity women as possible, pretend he actually likes them, and say arrogant and condescending things to lord his intelligence over them and everyone else. He is a beautiful musician, though. If only he could just play and not speak.
Arrogant, self-important, reported cheater, these are words that come to mind when describing Ashton. We get the impression that Ashton likes to hear himself talk, which is too bad for him because when you have a big mouth, dumb stuff comes out.
Ye obviously thinks he’s the best rapper to ever grace the hip-hop game. Actually, he thinks he’s the greatest musician to grace the music industry, which is funny because he’s not. Beyond that, anybody who jumps up on stage during someone else’s award show acceptance speech to tell them that someone better should have won, wins the award for douche of the decade.
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Threatens his wives, has Adult Videos stars in his kitchen, says things like “bi-winning.” Need we say more?
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Despite not appearing in anything of relevance in 20 years, Chevy Chase thought it not douche-baggery to insult the show that has given him an ounce of prominence in years, Community. The comedian has made it a point to say publicly that he didn’t think the show was funny, hated his character, and thinks sitcoms are the lowest form of television. Plus, there are several angry voicemails that he left to the creator of the show, Dan Harmon, that have been leaked to the media.
The once great Val Kilmer has made a reputation of being a set diva, arguing with and alienating himself from directors and co-stars.
In his very short career Alex Pettyfer has gained quite the reputation for being an excessive diva, douche, stalker, psycho, rage-maniac. There have been numerous reports by US Weekly that the British Beastly star shows up to gigs and promotions late, yells at those around him who don’t agree with him or give him what he wants, and somehow thinks he has the clout of Brad Pitt though he’s only made like 3 movies. Whether or not this is true is another story, but, boy, has this word gotten around.
Alec has been known for his obstinate behavior on airplanes and his temper, temper, temper. He also apparently doesn’t like to be approached by fans for photos or autographs.
Maher has a history of being a misogynistic douche who thinks he’s the smartest gem on the planet.
Angus T. Jones
The Two and Half Men star decided it was a good idea to diss the show that made him the highest paid child actor on television (paying him $350,000 per episode) by calling it “filth” and encouraging viewers NOT to watch it. He might not otherwise be a doucebag but that was definitely a douche move.
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Cheats on wife of seven years with a bunch of wife clones: douche.
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Wilmer sure gets around…with the much MUCH younger white female celebs. He just looks so pervy it’s hard to imagine what these girls are so taken with. The 32 year-old actor’s current on-again off-again
prey flame is 19 year-old Demi Lovato.
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Shia comes off in interviews as a nonchalant jerk who has no regard for the things he says.
Bet you didn’t think women could be douches too, did you? Well, think again. Katherine Heigl has made herself a sort of leper in Hollywood by showing herself to be ungrateful for all the opportunities that have made her such a success. Not only does she come off as a stuck up prude but she has publicly downed Grey’s Anatomy and knocked Knocked Up, both of which launched her star into the A-list stratosphere.
Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson
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If legally changing your last name from “Johnson” to “OchoCinco” so you can actually have that printed on the back of your football jersey doesn’t say douchenozzle, we don’t know what does. Oh, and headbutting your wife, yeah, that too.