You’re So Vain, You Probably Didn’t Know You Were a Jerk: Hollywood’s 15 Most Infamous Celebs!

The public expects celebrities to smile, nod, and be nice but the truth is we’re all human and some celebs just aren’t cut from that cloth. Some celebs are just naturally rude, temperamental, ego-maniacal, condescending, stuck-up schmucks that make us want to give them one across the face. We may enjoy their work but their attitudes and personalities leave much to be desired.

Peruse our list of Hollywood’s 15 douchiest celebs!

John Mayer

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John Mayer must have some serious self-loathing issues. The only way he can make himself feel better is to slore around Hollywood with as many hot celebrity women as possible, pretend he actually likes them, and say arrogant and condescending things to lord his intelligence over them and everyone else. He is a beautiful musician, though. If only he could just play and not speak.

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  1. says:

    I think you forgot Chris “Beat Her Down” Brown and Carmelo “Male-Ho” Anthony

  2. says:

    Sad to hear shia and val the rest don’t suprise me especially Katherine heigl she seems like a total b*tch!

  3. says:

    that Chevy Chase and Val Kilmer threw me, i wasnt expecting to see them on here… the rest wasnt surprising…

  4. says:

    Eddie Murphy should’ve made the list.

  5. says:

    What happened to Vilma’s neck. Damn.

  6. says:

    Where’s Bill O’Reilly?

    • says:

      Not a douche. Just because you don’t like the truth he’s saying, doesn’t mean he’s a douche. Liberal douche.

      • says:

        yes it does, when someone can have a freakout over the teleprompter not working, and frequently yells and argues with his guests for the sake of looking smarter than everyone else. he fits the same category as bill maher. truth has nothing to do with it. it has less to do what what you’re saying, and more with how you say it, douche.

        • says:

          I would have to agree. Bill Maher and Bill O’Reilly are opposite sides of the same coin: Two men educated far beyond their respective intelligence, and neither nowhere near as bright as they believe themselves to be.

      • says:

        Where did she suggest it had anything to do with the content of his words?! It’s because of his behavior…you know, like the rest of this list. Idiot douche.

  7. says:

    Chevy Chase does NOT belong on the list. His complaint is that he doesn’t feel comfortable with some of the hateful lines he is given. The exact opposite of a douche!

    • says:

      right exactly I read all his quotes and about his views and I really didn’t think he had anything to apologize for. I respected him for making a stand. this writer or whatever you call him doesn’t really know what he’s talking about with regard to his statements

  8. says:

    I don’t much like anyone on this list but at the same time, I’d love the blog poster to put their life on blast so we could add them to the list.

  9. says:

    I do not think that John Mayer is a beautiful musician. He sounds ‘mentally challenged’ when he sings and speaks.

    • says:

      Absolutely agree. I find his music boring and his covers both live and otherwise to be… of lower quality than the originals.

      IMO.

  10. says:

    Not sure why it matters that the much younger female celebs Wilmer Valderama gets around with are WHITE. Would that be noted here if he were white too? Just wondering.

    • says:

      I noticed the same thing. He seems like a player, but so do most of them named here. Oh, and note to editors: Latino is NOT a race.

  11. says:

    Why does it matter that Wilmer Valderrama dates white celebrities?? Capitalized?

  12. says:

    This is a really amateurish list. The descriptions seem to be written by 12 yr-old kid.

  13. says:

    Kilmer looks like Beau Bridges these days.

  14. says:

    Where’s Rush Limbaugh? Why wasn’t he also listed as a “misogynistic douche”?

  15. says:

    It’s somewhat fascinating to me that you, on the one hand, call some of these guys misogynists, while on the other using the term “douche” without any regard for the history/use of the word. Let’s see, let’s use a feminine hygiene product as an insult, because things that go into vaginae are icky, amirite? (Except penises, naturally.) And who cares if people are dating inter racially… Is “White” capitalized for a reason? This writer clearly has some issues.

  16. says:

    “White” celebrities? Never coming to this website again…

  17. says:

    I really wonder if Ochocinco knows his name means eight five, not eighty five. Ochenta y cinco.

  18. says:

    Boy…do NOT agree with Angus T Jones. That show is ridiculous and I thought it was rather heroic of him to caution kids from that piece of crap.

  19. says:

    You’re list is mostly ‘spot-on’…but how Steve Carell missed an appearance is beyond me.

  20. says:

    People seem to either hate Val Kilmer or love him on set. Half of the time, his coworkers say he’s a douche; the other half, they talk about how kind and considerate he is.

    • says:

      y’know its just like regular people. some people can work together some cant. val seems to have that personality. doesn’t necessarily mean jerk.

  21. says:

    Yeah, this article is lame and racist. Go figure.

  22. says:

    You missed the,worst douche ever in Hollywood
    Woody Allen

  23. says:

    Yeah Angus Jones was right though. Being honest doesn’t make you a douche.

  24. says:

    IF PEOPLE ARE REFERRING TO DEMI LOVATO AS WHITE YOU NEED TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE SHE’S MEXICAN… WHATS UP WITH THE WHITE COMMENT JUST LIKE BLACKS WOULD SAY ” THAT IS SO RACIST” … BE AWARE OF HOW YOU WRITE SENTENCES….

  25. says:

    John Mayer a beautiful musician? Actually he’s nothing but a Stevie Ray Vaughn rip off artist. If some guy did an Elvis impersonation would you call him a “beautiful musician”?

  26. says:

    Kanye definitely earned the number one spot on this one.

  27. says:

    Why mention that the girls he goes out with are white? So what? As far as I know, he’s single, and he’s doing the Hollywood bachelor life right now. He may be jumping from one to another, but that doesn’t make him any different than any other guy. If that’s the criteria for being a douche, there are a whole lot of others who should be on this list.

  28. says:

    I hear stuff as far back as when she was playing an alien in Roswell that she was a diva. Apparently that hasn’t changed. But, I haven’t seen her in anything lately, so maybe it’s catching up.

  29. says:

    Speaking of douches . . . . . . Pointing out that some of the women he hangs out with are too young and WHITE speaks to racism on this site . . . . .

  30. says:

    Chevy Chase is right… Community sucked.

  31. says:

    So what??? He can’t date white women because he’s not white?! Stupid writer!

  32. says:

    Yes yes. A fine array of douchebaggery.

  33. says:

    Angus T Jones is right for calling 21/2 men filth…If he doesn’t believe it then its a great reverse psychology move….”Oh, you are telling me not to watch it…you can’t tell me what to do, I want to watch that filth”.

  34. says:

    You forgot about Nicholas cage. Biggest douche in the universe! While working at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic city where snake eyes was filmed I personally witnessed him say to his body guard “get this a$@hole away from me. I don’t want an extra sitting near me” I used to be a fan of his until that……

  35. says:

    I can’t stand John Mayer. He is creepy, disgusting, sexist and racist.

  36. says:

    Bill Maher is openly arrogant. He surrounds himself with “yes” people.

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