These Names Are Headed For Extinction: 20 Female Names We’ll Never See Again

Names certainly are a sign of the times. You’ll rarely meet a woman in her 50s named Heather or a woman in her 40s named Sasha or a young teenage girl named Ethel. It’s interesting to say the least. But with the rise of the Blue Ivy’s and Madisons in the names registry comes the decline of names like Ethel. Here are other female names that will soon become extinct. rue_mcclanahan

 

 

Blanche 

Remember this character from Golden Girls?

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  • dddooonnnttt

    Seriously? Ths=is is edited poorly (you have Gertrude Steins whole name on that page), and the captions are very terrible. 16 clicks for this garbage.. ugh.

  • http://twitter.com/Jaye_Vibes Jillian ♡

    Congrats on the R29 feature!

  • NerdAlert

    The woman from The Great Gatsby you featured for the name Myrtle is actually Daisy Buchanan, aka the wife of the man that Myrtle was sleeping with/the woman that ran her over…

    • mrspeel2

      You’re right! And the name “Blanch” is spelled incorrectly (To “Blanch” is to parboil something) It should be “Blanche”.

  • http://dontloseyourdayjob.com/ Hassan Fvckry

    Ebenezer is a good name to bring back from extinction… Oh, and Gregory… There aren’t too many Gregory’s in the world today, no?

    • Amy

      I know five, all under the age of 30.

  • sarah

    You guys obv haven’t been to a daycare in Brooklyn lately

    • iHeartMarijuana

      lmao!

    • m_curious_2

      I agree! Poor kids…. our future! scary

  • LizPal

    I know a Gretchen, a Martha, AND a Ruth. This article is all just speculation!

    • Word

      Agree with all of the above. And I know three little babies named Rosie.

    • Tired of Sleaze

      This article is just trash.

      • m_curiuos_2

        the writer was most likely educated by the dummies that got ‘placed’ into their instructor positions all in the name of Affirmative Action! Gotta love it! scary! Marissa Ellis… next time try to write a worthwhile story!

        • Kathy

          Wow, while I agree the article is poorly researched, your comment about affirmative action is really ignorant and racist. Also totally unnecessary.

          • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.kelley.7965 Thomas Kelley

            But it is probably true, & pointing out a statistical probability should not be considered racist simply because it is unflattering.

  • Rick

    Disagree, disagree, disagree. Also, it’s embarrassing you can’t spell Blanche. #writingisnotyourforte

    • Vicky Hay

      :-D Haters usually can’t spell because they’re not very bright.

    • http://www.facebook.com/barbara.tiemeier Barbara Tiemeier

      I had a grandmother named Blanch.

  • Bryce

    dorcus is a name I doubt will have a comeback, get Rose out of the list and use Dorcus

    • Tired of Sleaze

      I’m thinkin’ Lamarageengumbodia

    • melke

      Right. And Elsie.

      • don

        I hear that Moomoo isout of fashion also.

    • BlueVibe

      It’s Dorcas, with an “a”, and since it’s Biblical, it will probably never go away entirely.

  • Colledge

    What about “Ida”? Or “Bernice”? “Dolores”? Or even “Muriel”?

  • elyse

    My grandma’s name is Geraldine… now that’s an old one.

  • Lee

    How about Josephine?

  • Jane

    How about a list of names from the present that should become extinct ASAP? Any fruit used as a first name (Apple, Peaches), Keshia (please—-what does this name mean?),
    Names made from rock or stones (Marble, Ebony), possibly poisonous plant names (Sumac, Ivy), colors (Fuschia, Blue, Ivory), certain other gem names besides Opal (Ruby,
    Diamond, Emerald), combination syllable names that make children feel strange because
    they can never find them on products for kids with names imprinted (Imprenette, Rashinda,
    Padoternice and the like).

    • http://twitter.com/Amyleigh0123 Amyleigh Smith

      You don’t know what it means? Look it up!

    • mememe2

      Keshia means ‘favorite’. It’s of African origin.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219012435 Barbara Wolfe Jr.

        And even if it has no meaning, what the heck difference does it make? Names don’t have to “mean” anything.

    • Nameless

      I don’t think parents should let capitalism, Xenophobia or ignorance determine their children’s names. One of my sons will never see his name on a mug because it’s not common in America, but it’s my father’s name and a good name at that. Obviously there’s some bad names out there, but Ivy and Ruby? Sounds like you’re guilty of the same thing the author is, and just arbitrarily picking out names you don’t like. The first Ruby who comes to my mind is Ruby Dee. She’s a fine person, and it’s a fine name.

      • http://www.facebook.com/MimzyMusic Michael Farrington

        Ruby is actually making a comeback.

  • http://www.facebook.com/janet.lomba Janet Newton Lomba

    My niece named her daughter Beatrice. she is now 5 years odl

  • http://www.facebook.com/janet.lomba Janet Newton Lomba

    Where do you people live? If you went out in the real world before making up these stories you might find out how wrong you are!

  • Jolene

    There’s obviously idiots running this site. Find something more intelligent to post. Ugh.

  • DrPoser689

    NY #11? Cleary sewage wasnt factored in. City is a shithole.

  • Michelle

    Ethel, Myrtle, Blanche and Agatha are truly awful…but Beatrice, Rose, Gretchen and Martha are, IMO, timeless and lovely …as well as popular! Also, Ruth is a Biblical name …I dare say that will never go out of style, even if not everyone likes it.

  • Nikki

    My 7 year old daughter’s name is Ruth, we call her Ruthie and her best friend is named Gretchen. All I can say is I think this is very poorly researched.

    • Cathy Roberts

      No kidding. Banal, shallow AND poorly researched. Blah.

      • m_curious_2

        our future journalism professor! Scary stuff

    • m_curious_2

      Gretchen is a nice name and is all Americana! I love it!

      • http://www.facebook.com/jecoil Jeff Coil

        Gretchen is actually German

        • Don

          Better then half of American names are of European origin.

    • Ray C

      I can see some people still using Ruth and Beatrice. I know a few teenagers named Lilly, but I’m not sure how popular Rose it. Many of these names won’t completely die, but I’m not sure how much mainstream popularity there is.

    • Raven

      Or maybe your daughter and her friend actually do have old names and you don’t want to admit it..

  • gt67rose

    Rose is the number 1 middle name in america right now

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1438551270 Jessica Lucinda Williams

      and my mom’s first name.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=843501811 Pati Beardsley

      THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! Half the females in our family are in some way named Rose!

      • Bluestocking

        Are the other half are Hyacinth, Violet and Daisy? – you must be real fans of PBS comedy.

    • Zoe

      yes everyone uses that as a middle name…people have no imagination…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Tetreault/100002437103823 Thomas Tetreault

      Exactly. In our case a smooth way to put my mother’s last name to use. Her father was named Clarence Rose. Fortunately he was 6’3″ and tough as nails!

    • Lorieann Bishop

      Also my grams middle name, moms middle name, my second daughters middle name and the second part of my 10 month old grand baby girls first name.

    • http://www.facebook.com/MimzyMusic Michael Farrington

      I mean they mean as a first name.

      • blablabla

        haha wth michael you’re reading the same articles as me?

        • blablabla

          this is laura

    • TheBigM

      “Middle names” are where we put family names which are too heinous for first names… but “Rose” isn’t so bad.

  • http://twitter.com/umc3333 Art Vandolay

    What no Hazel? I still like Gretchen. Very European sounding.

    • goodnight

      Hazel is actually on the upswing. And it’s an AWESOME name. My daughter has it and I know of other young ladies who have it.

  • Just me

    Yeah well, they said the same thing about Emma and Gwenyth a hundred years ago. Many of these names will be considered charming in 2113.

  • Missy

    Opal, Rose, & Myrtle can easily be little girls names today.

  • Missy

    My grandma’s name is Velma, I doubt that make would make a comeback…my great grandma’s name is “Crickett ” , I see that as being a cool comeback, a cool nickname. My MIL’S name is Joyce….Naw , that name will prolly stay retired. Or how bout my name, I havent met an elderly “Michelle” yet, that would be cool.

    Ok, gotta go now…BYE! :-)

  • Missy

    LOL….

  • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.p.mobley Michelle Pearl Mobley

    You forgot Betty…and you are all nitwitty youngsters who don’t have a clue. (As noted by Rick who pointed out that y’all can’t spell.

  • http://twitter.com/Amyleigh0123 Amyleigh Smith

    All of the names mentioned seems like the author’s opinion…not based on any fact…
    Go outside and talk to someone NOT online…I’m sure you’ll find a lot of these names.

  • http://twitter.com/Amyleigh0123 Amyleigh Smith

    and I know several middle-aged Heathers and Sashas

  • remnant0888

    Ruth is biblical.You’re always going to see some.
    I can see names like Brunhilda, Hildegard or Ermgarde..and even Ethel…but some of the names will probably be there forever. Names go in and out. Like now kids are named for places..that will change too.
    This article should have been “names you don’t like.”

  • Marky Beth

    Seriously? Rose is not uncommon at all these days, particularly as a middle name. I happen to know a teenager named Marjorie, and Beatrice is not unheard of either. What was this list, anyway…a list of the author’s least favorite names for her own children? Boo! Someone needs to check these articles before putting them on public sites….. just sayin’…

  • Marguerite

    My name is Marguerite(MAR-GER-EAT), to write it simply . You never hear now, but I love it. I think it should be way more popular. French. Means pearl &/ or Daisy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=843501811 Pati Beardsley

      WRONG! I have two cousins and an Aunt named Marguerite. Cousins were born after 1970.

    • Mermaid

      I also know two Marguerites; one in her 80s and one in her early 40s.

  • mike

    Forty years from now old women will all be named Jennifer and Amanda.

    • http://www.facebook.com/glo.giroux Glo Giroux

      LOL!

  • Nigel

    Obviously, not Doctor Who fans. The good Doctor had a 19 year old 21st century gal as a companion just a few years ago AND a companion in her 20s named Martha!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219012435 Barbara Wolfe Jr.

      And don’t forget Rose!

  • Annoyed_By_Losers

    How about Shanaynay? Or Shaniqua? Lucretia-Bin-Aqbullah? How about GimmeemyChek? Or Wherzmahgummintfunz?

    • Chrigid

      Tell me you didn’t really mean that to sound racist.

      • A Merican

        Tell me you’re not a whining liberal?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219012435 Barbara Wolfe Jr.

          Oh for god’s sake! What the hell is it with you morons and the liberals? Is anyone who says anything you don’t like automatically a liberal and therefore a fool? Give it up. We don’t agree – that doesn’t make anyone superior to anyone else.

      • BlueVibe

        Sorry, he can’t tell you that. At least, not if he’s honest.

    • Ethel Mertz

      Chlamydia-Champagne, K-Martina, Velveeta…

  • Guest11

    This looks like it was written by a highshool intern.

    • marilynTheSub

      Elementary school assignment. Hey kids, I’m your sub today. Let’s try something fun and maybe we will see it online.

  • Cody

    Your captions are lame. Oh, and I know a Beatrice who happens to be Hispanic; so much for your “names of old white ladies” tag… Sounds like Marissa couldn’t pitch a decent story idea, so she decided to download pictures — without courtesying the owner(s) — and come up with some half-baked “extinct names” theory…

  • DW

    This is just terrible, who writes this crap and then who gives it the green light? WTF…

  • Nicholas

    Female names always go in and out of fashion. How many Emmas do you know know in their fortirs. Its a popular name now and it was popular in the late 1800s. There were a lot of Amys and Jennifers in the 80s. Those names will come back again. So will Ethel and Mildred. And when exactly did people stop using Barbara? There are tons of Barbaras, Barbs and Barbies out there. Who wrote this garbage?

  • sickofstupidnews

    Did someone get paid to write this stupidity?

  • Loriey

    All the new made up names: DaShawn, LaShawn, ReShawn. TaShawn…….etc…some names can’t even be pronounced. Sadly names like that might also racially profile a kid…….i.e. wow….he’s GOT to be black etc.

  • Unlisted

    Ruth was one of the most strong and loyal Jewish women in the Torah, and she was the first convert to Judaism. Jewish women will always be named for her, regardless of what these silly editors think!

  • workingmansdem

    Right. And some cupcake named “Marrissa” should be passing judgement. Sounds like a name for a gerbil.

    • don

      Careful, you spelled Marissa incorrectly.

  • http://twitter.com/MomWizCom Robin Burns

    Never say never! Some of these might be very popular in the decades or centuries to come – after all, versions of them can be found in literature thousands of years old. Are we arrogant enough to think this age is the only one that counts?

  • Now

    Madeleine

    • Chrigid

      I know two Madeleines in their late 30s.

  • Lisa

    You know what sounds like agony? The collective groans most of us uttered upon reading your sophomoric, ageist, sexist, waste of space piece you call an “article.”

    • Reediqulous

      sophomoric, ageist, sexist….and racist

  • http://www.facebook.com/maryann.bartell Maryann Bartell

    Two come to mind that are not on the list, but I haven’t heard them in ages: Henrietta and Agnes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Philip-Cannon/1096014201 Philip Cannon

    Why on Earth would this article be titled “These Names Are Headed For Extinction: 15 Female Names We’ll NEVER See Again” when you include the caption: “I’m foreseeing that Opal will one day rise again…” Make up your damn mind, Opal going to be extinct or rise again? Can’t have both

  • Jlass

    The ads are completely ruining your page. I mean completely. They pop up in the middle of reading the story, they blurt out of the corner and thy lock up the page. Fix your page!

    • LexiconD1

      Jlass, How about downloading an ad blocker, never see them again? Scroll through the internet, ad free…like the rest of us. It’s not like it’s difficult.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219012435 Barbara Wolfe Jr.

      Love your use of “blurt”. Great description.

  • A K

    This was a totally worthless article. I lost IQ points just by reading it.

  • Randy

    That’s it – I’m done – as soon as you can center your photos without me scrolling up and down to see them, send an email and let me know you’ve fixed the madness.

  • http://www.facebook.com/eldred.james.3 Eldred James

    Don’t agree with you at all. Where did you do your research?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Crikey-Wood/100001826488278 Judy Wood

    Ozelle (or Mozelle), Pauline, Pearl, Cornelia, Marjorie, Roberta, — Most of those names are from relatives of mine, most are deceased now.

  • SG

    Excuse me??? You tagged this article with “names of old white ladies”? Seriously??? What would happen if someone tagged an article with “names of old black ladies”?
    Styleblazer, your bias is inexcusable. I’ve seen it in many articles on this site, but never as blatantly as this. You want to have your cake and eat it too. Sorry, you’ve lost this reader for good.

  • SG

    Excuse me??? You tagged this article with “names of old white ladies”? Seriously??? What would happen if someone tagged an article with “name of old black ladies”?

    Styleblazer, your bias is inexcusable. I have seen it in many articles on your site previously, but never as blatant as this. You want to have your cake and eat it too. Sorry, you’ve lost this reader for good.

    (AND PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS COMMENT AGAIN – YOU DELETED IT WITHIN SECONDS THE FIRST TIME!)

  • Mermaid

    Quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve seen written in years (and given the amount of cr@p available, that’s an accomplishment.) As others have said, the name is “Blanche”, not blanch like the verb to whiten, lighten, or turn pale. Moron. And Barbara, Ruth, and Gretchen??? Still very much in use; not the slightest bit “dated” or out of fashion. Is this just your own demented opinion, or are statistics involved? I’m sure popularity has waned on some of these, but seriously?? This article makes the author sound dumb as a pop-tart. Embarrassing.

  • Guest

    My granddaughter, b. 2008, is named Agatha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ihatetimelin Deb Thruston

    seriously? You are going to put 1 name per page so you get more add fees in ?? Nevermind!!!

  • Patty (Patricia)

    What an immature, ignorant snob you are. I guess you’re one of the “progressives” who believe anyone over 30 is elderly! If I had my way the name “Marissa” would be long gone. Try to think about people’s feelings (all people) before you write such a flippant article.

    • Chrigid

      It’s been at least 40 years since any progressive believed anyone over 30 is elderly. Actually, we were down on the over-30s because they couldn’t be trusted.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1534579824 Stephanie Fox

      Why are you throwing the word ‘progressive’ around like it were a curse word. That’s no better than the original writer. Our country is divided enough. Stick to the topic at hand, please.

  • Lulu

    Blanche needs an e on the end, and your pic from The Great Gatsby is of Daisy, not Myrtle.

  • Cindy

    Several of these are family names and will resurface. Why can’t people choose names and not have others think they are wrong to use, or strange? So what if Keshia isn’t a name you would choose?

  • halothane

    What about Hortense?

  • Amy

    These people are on crack. Just becasue Rose is not the most popular “flower” name hardly means it’s extinct. In fact, it has enjoyed a resurgence in the last 15 years thanks to Titanic and the tv show Doctor Who (footnote: the name Amelia was the most popular girls name last year in the UK, attributed to the popularity of the Doctor Who character played by karen Gillan). Martha, Gretchen, Barbara, Ruth, still prety much contenders in the baby name game. I also remember when Emma and Abigail were considered “old, antiquated” names 30 years ago.

    • Amy

      I also forgot – Agata, the Slavic derivative of Agatha – is also gaining ground for those who want something European-sounding but generic enough that it’s not directly associated with one particular nationailty.

  • Chrigid

    So self-absorbed you don’t have a clue about human behavior or about how the world works.

    Next week you’ll be using these in an article about 15 names due for a comeback.

  • maguerite

    Blanche, not Blanch darlings!

  • Justsaying

    “As with most things, “old-fashioned” has now become the NEW fashion! Older names are back in style. Whoever wrote this article doesn’t know anyone with children below the age of 12.

  • sarahinez

    I’m old enough to remember when Sarah, Emma and Noah seemed destined for oblivion.

  • http://twitter.com/ikagirl Doll H

    The author(s) really need to get out more. This is the most inane list ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joann.hunthuizenga JoAnn Hunt Huizenga

    Once you see a little baby, its name will suit them. I think Agatha for a newborn is very sweet. Call her Aggie. I see other names that will be used again too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005123498823 Nikki Hernandez

    Many of those names are very popular in Europe and Anglo-phile Asia. You lead the story with Sasha? Ever been to Russia? Guess not.

  • Thos. Hagen

    Barbara? Get real. That’s a fine name and will be around for generations.

  • Sarah J

    Names that sound old to us now, will sound fresh and new to our kids. My mother positively hates the name Emma and thinks is the most god-awful old lady name. Now it’s popular, trendy and cute. My theory is that old lady names skip a generation or two.

    • http://www.facebook.com/MimzyMusic Michael Farrington

      I don’t like the name Emma, but there’s worse. I think some older 20th century names are quite nice actually. Most of the ones Marissa listed aren’t nice, but there will always be people who like them.

  • Mick

    This article should have included 70s and 80s standards like Amber and Heather and Brittany. The old names are making a comeback. About half of these names are already reappearing. 10 years ago, Emma, Sophie, and Ava were old lady names. In the last two years, my friends have named kids Henry, George, Rose, and Margaret.

    • Kathleen

      Agreed. My granddaughter’s name is Sophia Rose. Old-fashioned and lovely, in my opinion.

  • Agatha

    Not really agony considering my name is Agatha and I’ve always been proud to have a name that isn’t a Jennifer or Sara or Lisa or something common. As a young woman with an old fashion name, I’ve always gotten a positive response from people when I’ve given my name about how unique it is.

  • dtbklyn

    I still hear plenty of those names…but how did you miss a name you hardly ever hear anymore: Penelope.

    • http://twitter.com/debbiedonothing Debbie Do

      Penelope was ranked #169 on Social Security’s list of baby girls born in the US in 2011. It’s probably going to be higher when the 2012 list comes out next month.

  • smartgeema

    Could the author of this piece have been any more insulting – or rude – or ignorant?

    This one probably was also a snob and a bully while she was in junior high and high school.

    Are there any respectful, responsible, adults left anywhere in the American press? I think not.

  • shugli

    Hmmm… My opinion is the name Marissa is old and out-dated. So sick of opinion pieces. How about actually doing your research and writing about facts instead of opinion. You know what they say about opinions, they just like a$$holes, everyone has one.

  • Blance/Grethen/Ruth, etc

    Who wrote this? A fifth-grader? Such sophisticated reasoning.

  • chargin

    i wanna know what gives the writer, Marissa Ellis, the right to make fun of little elderly ladies’ names? You have to be a stinkin liberal younster know it all still wet behind the ears don’t know yourass from a hole in the ground. YOU are headed for extinction. By the time you are elderly IF you live that long, the younger crowd of that day LIKE YOU today will be euthanized YOU in your old age.

    Show a little wisdom and how about some RESPECT for our elderly. Ditz.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1534579824 Stephanie Fox

      What in the world leads you to throw the word ‘liberal’ into your little rant? I agree in general with what you had to say (although I’m not fond of the tone) but if you want to make your point on something like this, quit name calling. As far as you know, she’s a card carrying member of the Tea Party.

  • Jalek

    Nothing old ever comes back into fashion, just ask any Madeline you run into.

    These articles are the reason everyone should run ad-blocker software anyway. Make a list, spread it over many pages, and the author gets a few bucks for the site to recoup through ad views. It’s just crap begetting crap.

  • Mari

    What a “waspy” article……a lot of the names you mention….Rose, Martha, Agatha especially in particular are VERY common among Latino, Italian, Greek Americans because they are derivations of common names from the ‘old country.’ Some of the comments show such a lack of understanding (and spelling).

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbendrick Jake Bendrick

    This is the dumbest, most soul-depleting batch of gibberish I’ve ever seen. It’s a 100% opinion piece, and sadly, the opinions are as tired as the cliches attached to some of the names. It is astounding and sad that this is what we can expect from a “professional” who is actually being paid to come up with something like this. The dumbest thing ever.

  • imnottellingu

    ok. Oldest granddaughter at age 5 is Madeline Ruth…Ruthie for short And youngest at age 13 days is Emma Rose so at least two names will be around for a bit. Where did you come up with these names?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tracy.jordan.946 Tracy Jordan

    I know too many Gretchens for this to even be considered extinct and all of them are under 40.
    horrible article.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gerry.bell.5688 Gerry Bell

    You gotta be shitting me. How about “Bertha” and “Pearl”?

  • Secularhumorist

    I have no idea how you came up this endangered species list, Marissa — but I guarantee you that Martha, Ruth, Barbara and Rose will flourish forever. I agree that (for the time being) Ethel and Myrtle and maybe a few others sound old-fashioned — but it’s the nature of fashions to change.

  • Maude

    Martha and Ruth are both Biblical names — they will be around forever! And my granddaughter’s best friend is named Rose (8 years old).

  • Kaehurowing

    You must not be in a German part of the country–Gretchen (a form of Margaret) is still very common. Rose also isn’t going away, that’s a good Irish Catholic girl’s name. And Blanche is spelled with an “e.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000561658260 Charlee Potts

    >Remember this character from Golden Girls?
    Gee, no. Its only on 12 times a day!

  • Leila

    What a stupid, shallow article–written by someone with one of the dumbest, momentarily trendy names ever.

  • Susan

    I have a daughter named Barbara Kate and people love her name!

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.ewasko.1 Paul Ewasko

    Ya forgot Hortense.

  • NotMartha

    They named me Martha when they adopted it. Ew ew ew ew ew. Hated it from the git-go. I don’t go by that anymore and nobody’d better try it, either. :P

  • woji

    Roxanne should be on this list shouldn’t it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/DanaMicciche Dana Micciché

    Wow – you’re so totally off base with most of this article (and it’s Blanche, not Blanch).

  • bicyclebill

    Marissa, I can’t believe your computer did not show you an ID-10-T error when you wrote this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Tetreault/100002437103823 Thomas Tetreault

    My grandmothers name was Gertrude. Her sisters were named Mabel And Eunice. Thats three names I have never met anyone with. Do hear Rose quite a bit often paired with another name like Mary Rose. Interesting piece. Men’s names next?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Tetreault/100002437103823 Thomas Tetreault

    Having read the comments here I’d like to encourage a whole lot of folks to just exhale and relax a little. It’s a puff piece meant to be a little fun.

  • monkeypox69

    This article is ridiculous crap…did the author actually get paid for it?

  • Woodburnduck

    You forgot Eunice and Fanny.

  • http://crankyashley.com Crankyashley

    I love the tags lol

  • Arrow to the Knee

    My daughters have three of these names. This writer is full of beans.

  • Arrow to the Knee

    Let’s all name our daughters Brittany and Montana. By God you know we can’t ever have any history in our children’s names. It’s gotta be the latest pop star, soap opera or diva. Hell’s bells, let’s just make up stuff like Va-gina (a real girls name in our school). Her mom, like this author, is a moron.

  • Sasha

    This “article” is really insulting. To the author: spellchecker, spellchecker is your friend, just because you can’t read or write does not mean that everyone can’t. I realize that nobody cares about punctuation or grammer in today’s age of texting, lol, whatever; however, it appears that all of the people that write these “fun” columns are functionally illiterate. Go read a book, people, not this tripe.

  • Holdon McGroin

    Right, and they’re being replaced with Chineetha, Doreetha, Rotunda, Femahlee, Oranjay, Katness and other more “modern” names. I like the way Moms Mabley used to say how a certain VERY large country named their kids. There were so many they’d just toss the flatware in the air and hear the bnanes when the spoons and forks hit the floor: Pinga, Ponga, Whong, Whang, Boing and so forth.

  • conradshull

    I think all biblical names will endure. If this article was written 20 years ago, “Emma” would undoubtedly been on the list.

  • Cathy Roberts

    You left out Dorcas, which is probably one of the few I actually agree will never come back. As for the others, people still use them, just more rarely.

  • Cuffs

    That’s Daisy, not Myrtle, you idiots

  • maplemale

    omg – your website is so packed full of junk and is so laggy. No way I’m clicking the next page button.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Haleene.Nana.Williams Haleene Williams

    I think you went too far when you said the names would “never be seen again.”
    Anyone with any real age on them know everything comes back sooner or later, and it seems we are making a turn around even as you wrote this fictional piece..

  • http://apostrophe-t.tumblr.com/ Cristina

    Not that I’m taking this list very seriously, but I completely disagree with it. I know plenty of women my age / younger with some of these names, and two children (one of whom just turned 1). These names may not appeal to you, the author, but I was hoping for a list of names that actually did fade into oblivion versus simply your personal opinion.

  • Papi

    Stupid article by a stupid young woman who exhibits the worst about modern “journalism” including the failure to credit properly the owners of the images used, the failure to verify that the person in the photo is the actual person to whom she refers, and the lack of journalistic integrity by failing to include the source of this “scientific” study. Miss Marissa should be ashamed of herself.

  • Gibraltar

    Author’s an idiot. Even though the article is less than half serious this kind of careless thinking only makes everybody look bad. The cultural significance of many of these names goes beyond just having an American identity. Such a narrow minded perspective i neither needed or wanted in today’s day and age, where blissfully ignorant people have already caused catastrophic damage to society and the world itself. (See climate change skeptics)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Fluttersteke Alicia Winowiecki

    I agree on many of these names but my fiance’s sister is also named Ruth (or Ruthie). Also, Gretchen is making a big comeback!

  • Judith

    I believe you’re wrong about the name Beatrice. My mother’s name was Beatrice and my daughter is also Beatrice. Not to mention there’s actually a doll in the LaLa Loopsy line named Beatrice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cynthia-Gee/1169747838 Cynthia Gee

    Gretchen was VERY popular back in the 1980s.

  • Vicky Hay

    Deeply offensive. Find something worth hating on and deflect your rage from your elders.

  • Melissa

    My daughter’s name is Martha Rose. We call her Rose. I think names like Apple will go extinct before these classics.

  • Howard

    They left out “Fanny.”

  • Post Age Due

    “names of old white ladies” as a tag? What a stupid and racist writer!

  • Post Age Due

    Remember this character from Golden Girls? Are you kidding me, the show’s on 20 times a day, on 4-5 different channels including LOGO. Get real!

  • Post Age Due

    names of old white ladies?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mousissy Michelle Clark

    My baby niece’s nam is Stella Rose. If anything older traditional names are making a comeback.

  • Trish

    What a stupid and disrespectful piece. I can’t believe you have the job that you do.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219012435 Barbara Wolfe Jr.

    If these are names destined for extinction, then why do you predict that some of them will come back in the future? Last I heard, extinction meant gone forever, irretrievable, and vanished.

  • http://twitter.com/cornerbacker sara parker

    Esther

  • blablabla

    This article was plain rude.

  • m_curious_2

    I would take Ethel or even Martha over lakesha or Tameka or dashwaan or shawanna or even marissa ANYDAY the African names are ugly and should stay in Africa. this is America. I actually heard of someone naming their baby Creighton! poor guy// Leland is even worse!

    • KamJos

      What makes African names ugly? Like what exactly about it? Because there is nothing inherent to “Ethel” that makes it better than “Tameka”. And “stay in Africa, this is America”? Really? It’s 2013. God I hope you aren’t really American.

    • nocebo3

      You don’t know anything about actual African names.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.reich.161 Kathy Reich

      Ugh…Martha!

  • Architeuthis

    I am personal friends with 5 of the 15. I am in my early 30s, and so are they, and they are awesome. I even played in a metal band with one as my bassist. Go figure.

  • goodnight

    This article is ridiculously bogus. Names tend to be cyclical in popularity. What is unpopular now may come back in 40-50 years after it’s been out of wide use. I named my daughter Hazel, which people also accuse of being an “old lady’s” name, but it suits her perfectly!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ford-Truck/100003735221640 Ford Truck

    I had three aunts named Ingelah, Ingeborg, and Gundrun. Their mother (my grandmother) was named Ragnhild. I now have female cousins with those names and 2 of my cousins have daughters named Ragnhild. As you might guess, that line of the family is Scandinavian.

  • Corky214

    What an obnoxious article, perhaps from an obnoxious writer?

  • skepticalofthisarticle

    no references, statistics…..

  • hillplus

    Rose and Gretchen? Seriously?

  • Guest

    What a ridiculous list of names. Sure. there are a few names that were more common before 1960, but not Gretchen, Barbara, and Rose. A name that could be on the list is Harriett. Dorothy is also not common today. However, the writer of this article is wrong when she states that we’ll never be seeing these names again. There is a tendency for many names to go out of common use for a while, only to be revived again when someone with that name becomes famous. It seems to go in cycles.

  • JMQuinn

    Lily Allen named her newest daughter Ethel Mary….

  • TheBigM

    Hortense. No.

    Also, “Phyllis” won’t ever come back. Too many middle schoolers now know the term “phallus” for this to ever be an acceptable name again.

  • Sera

    You’re an idiot who has clearly done no research at all into naming trends and just made a list of names you thought were ‘old-fashioned’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jecoil Jeff Coil

    How did they come up with this BS? Did the author do actual census research, or did she just list names that she didn’t like?

  • clark

    No Bertha??

  • Mary DeVaughn

    I have a young niece named Rose and a granddaughter with the middle name of Opal. And hey, Hannah and Isabella – extreme “Old Lady” names when I was growing up – came back! As did Jacob and Ethan for boys.

  • SimplySissy

    Very poorly written and totally out of touch with current fads. I’m 25, and my top baby names are Ian, Louis, Rose, and Ruth – all smack of ‘oldness.’ And for gosh sake, if you’re just going to randomly Google a name for photos, be a little more selective about it. Some of those pictures were terrible.

  • Bobby Jean

    Really? Making fun of someone’s name is the lowest form of bullying. Immature, mean spirited drivel like this fuels schoolyard confrontations and contributes to the skyrocketing suicide rate among adolescents. The hater masquerading as a writer should be retrained or fired.

  • Gretchen Ruth D.

    Haha…. Guess I’m two for two.

  • BlueVibe

    Your Myrtle is actually Daisy. That’s Mia Farrow as Daisy Buchanan in the 1974 version of _The Great Gatsby_. Myrtle is a different character/actress.

    Also, two of my cousins have daughters named Ruth. Yes, it was our grandmother’s name, but still.

  • Carney3

    Hortense. That one’s not coming back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hal.cooper Hal Cooper

    Ruth is going nowhere, biblical name, will continue on forever, unfortunately

  • Guest

    This is an entertainment article idiots! It’s not science.

  • Grandma66

    What about the celebrities who have recently named their children Mabel, Eloise, etc.?

  • Djolicoeur

    I can think of a few names that are popular today that the next generation will respond with the comment “what were they thinking”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karen-Bell/1165954879 Karen Bell

    Do you know anything about naming trends? Or did you just pick a bunch of names you don’t like and assume they’re dying out because you won’t use them?

  • Geoffrey Whitten

    THIS IS JUST A PLAIN STUPID ARTICLE!

  • Bojorco

    Oh come on. As long as there are Jews who want at least some connection to the old testament, there’ll be Ruths, Esthers, Naomis and Sarahs.

  • Ray C

    Though I do agree with most people that this article misses the mark as far as names that we will never see again. You have to admit they’re not the most popular if you were to probably do research on the most popular names for new babies for a couple years.

  • Ray C

    Most people that still use these names are naming them after family members, friends, and celebrities. Some like the names because they come across as high class names. I could see some rich celebrity or politician using these names.

  • http://twitter.com/Irmtraut Dora Zoerb

    changing name frequency is an interesting topic, but the author is sort of twitty. There are examples of names like Abigail, which became low frequency, and are now common again

  • Darla

    Ridiculous! The author clearly didn’t do any research whatsoever and simply made a list of names that were unappealing in her opinion or else she would know that old fashioned names are one of the hottest trends right now. Mildred, Ethel (although I like it) and Gertrude might belong on that list for now, but Ruth, Gretchen and Rose? My guess is that the author doesn’t have small children or else she would know that these names are on the rise again. And fabulous Phyllis will make a come back soon, a la similar sounding Alice and BEATRICE (both part of the hundred -year-old names list that are cutting edge again). You’re less likely to hear 70′s and 80′s staples like Melissa, Stacy, or Kristen amongst the daycare set than most of the names on her list.

  • stephanie rose

    I know a 4 year old named Ruth, a six year old Agatha and a ten year old Gretchen. And my middle name is Rose, as is my 9 year old daughter’s. Marge is just short for Margaret, which won’t be going out of style anytime soon, I’d wager. But I’ll give you Gertrude. My grandmother’s name was Elsie Gertrude. Nobody in my family has named their daughter’s after her.

  • KBinPgh

    I think several of these names are not heading for extinction. I’m surprised that Bertha or Hazel weren’t on the list.

  • anon

    What about Myrna?

  • http://her-wicked-ways.blogspot.com/ Ways2BWicked

    Never say never.

  • feekoningin

    I think many of these names have fallen out of favor, but some won’t disappear entirely. For instance, a name like Ruth is biblical, and many parents still look to the Bible for inspiration in naming their children. Gretchen is a common German name, so I don’t think there’s any real danger of it dying out. And though many people seem to move away from the old trend of naming children for their grandmothers and other ancestors, there are plenty who do. many of these names may not show up as first names but maybe wedged in as middle names.

  • Bob

    Do to the Divergent film series coming out soon, I have a feeling the name Beatrice is going to make a come back.

  • BubbaChump

    what about Erma?

  • Goober

    This is stupid. I lost brain cells reading it.

  • Heather Maybe

    No forty year olds named Heather? I’m 54 and my mother wanted to name me this. She didn’t only because she didn’t think it fit my last name.

  • Mina

    Myrtle is my Great Great Aunts name. Would name my daughter that if had girls.

  • Annoyed Reader

    Just wanted to let you know I did not read it, because clicking through 15 pages is ridiculous. They would fit on one or two at the most.

  • Daniel Allen

    Who writes this crap? Did the author do any actual research or just pull this out of an orifice?

  • Don

    These names are every bit as good as Marissa.

  • Don

    This article reeks of an origin of Liberal snobbish attitudes.

  • heather

    I’m just sayin’ i’m 51 years old.

  • http://twitter.com/puddnhead2 David Wilson

    How much researcher went into this? Zero? One person’s personal opinion? Casually picked off some list, I suppose? I

    If this article is representative of this site, it is a waste of time. I am not retuning, if i can help it. It’s clear to me you are just trying to generate ad revenue, with the one name per page thing. Well, I’m not going beyond #3, sorry to deprive you of your 5 cents.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.reich.161 Kathy Reich

      I agree completely.!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elizabeth-Marlo-Morgan/689374190 Elizabeth Marlo Morgan

    My daughter’s name is Josephine! I think it’s very elegant. We do call her Josie, for short. But I don’t think it will EVER disappear.

    Why didn’t “Marla” or “Marlo” make the cut? I haven’t heard those names in YEARS. My middle name is MARLO- Uggg.

  • ferdie cassel

    Irene, Edna, Ernestine, Constance

  • PaulLe

    Doris, Hortense, Sybil, Henrietta. Some names popular with my generation (I’m in my 50s) are fast fading: Donna, Carol, Sharon, JoAnne, Susan. They’re not dead but you don’t hear them much anymore.

  • Maggie

    I know of two Eleanors under the age of 8; a Josephine of about 8, lots of kids with Rose as a middle name. And what I find quite amusing is that while many African-Americans use names that they think sound African, the Africans I know are Josephine, Irene, Priscillia, Christian, Danny, Douglas, Wilfred…you get the idea!

  • alur

    I cringe when I hear these once popular names, but everything is cyclical. I wouldn’t count them out when I hear names like Sophia which reminds me of a soap opera character, Ashley which reminds me of every dad’s angel who turn’s into every frat guy’s Saturday night date, or Mackenzie that sets up a kid for a gender-identity crisis.

    The cliche applies. Everything that is old is new again.

  • 6Cinnamongirl3

    Did you have a bunch of 22 year olds research this?

  • aztecace

    waiting for someone to mention my brother’s and father’s name when they get the male names, want to see if they even show the name Wirt.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.keller.33234 Michael Keller

    I predict the name Marissa will drop severely in popularity after reading this piece of idiocy.

  • http://twitter.com/sheikah Phyllis

    Haha, my name is Phyllis and I’m under 30 sooo. ~Bucking the trend.

  • Maegyn

    Disappointed in some of this article, I know of a few names on here that are being used frequently. Ex: Rose. Some of them should have been replaced with names like Bertha, Edna, Bernice, Helga, Maude, and Mabel.

  • Frankly Frank

    Names of people I know: Beatrice, Martha, Lily, Rosie, different versions of Mary (I was surprised that Mary wasn’t on the list), Marge/Margaret, Jane (Also surprised this wasn’t here), Barbara, Gretchen. and an Agatha. I was also surprised she or”we,” as she said at least once, didn’t pick on Frances, Janet, Marcia, Susan, Cindy, Jennie, Patricia, Louise, Nora, Wendy, Brenda, Veronica, or Linda. I know people with most of these as well, I would trade all the boys names given to girls (Aidan, Ryan, Reese, John–yes I know one–Sean, Jamie, Nicky, Ford, Michael, Sidney, Ryan, ) the made up names (Anything with “iqua” or gratuitous punctuation marks) or names with ridiculous spelling for the Marthas, Beas, Jennies, Barbaras, etc….. Life is too short to play name that pronoun or guess the pronunciation or workout that spelling.

  • Ginger

    I’m sorry but just because you know someone with a name or you named your kids one of these names does not mean it isn’t dying. Check the SSN name website. All of these names are losing popularity. Maybe the title of this is a bit misleading.

  • Night Owl

    Hmm I know a Barbara, a Gretchen, 2 Ruths (first and middle name for 2 different people). I can’t remember any of the other names either..oh yes Martha- knew one in college. Knew a Margie (now Maggie). So when are you going to do 20 male names we’ll never see again?