The Kardashians And The Technicolor Christmas Card

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Photo: E!/David LaChapelle

Well, it’s here. The moment no one has really been waiting for but one we’ll talk about nonetheless: The 2013 Kardashian Christmas card just debuted last night–and it is quite the spectacle. While the Kardashian-Jenner clan normally looks to family friend Nick Saglimbeni to take their Christmas card photo, this year they decided to go in a different direction and enlist the work of David LaChapelle–who just happens to be a Kanye favorite.

The photo-shoot looks like something of a ransacked nightmare carnival of riches featuring the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner family (and Bruce and Mason) presiding over the damaged room in a variety of wannabe surreal and random poses. The Daily Mail reports that LaChapelle said of his vision, “‘It will definitely be something really unexpected. On a deeper level [it] will say something about the time and place where we live.”

A close look at the photo reveals some clues into his mindset: Kendall and Kylie are standing over ruined tabloids, Bruce’s Wheatie’s box makes an appearance, as does an Illuminati pyramid, fame graffiti, dollar signs, and other indicators of celebrity and materialism.

LaChapelle originally wanted just the women in the family–the “matriarchs” he called them–but poor Bruce apparently refused to be left out of the picture (oh, you can’t find him? He’s in that tube on the far right), and Kourtney saw no reason to leave Mason out either so LaChapelle draped him over a chair in front of Khloe, because, why not?

All in all we’re a bit confused by the shoot–and there’s not even a hint of Christmas in it–but at least everyone looks good in all black.

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Comments

  • Rosemary Davis

    No one has commented except me and this is because people are sick and tired that anyone would give space to this family for anything there are far more beautiful styles and looks that could be talked about anything but this annoying family

    • black pride

      black men and yt heaux respect her for being a heaux……the card looks cheap and sl*tty like them! HE captured their essence well!!!

  • kysauntie

    It shows their true belief, the all mighty dollar.

  • chocolate

    Stupid!!! That hole monstracity of a family needs to get off tv.

  • mia

    Media frankenhos!!

  • armenian

    1. typical devil would not want to rep Christ on a Christmas card. 2. why are their n*ked black people? I been said the kardshians use black people to keep their shine going. FROM THEIR DADDY TO kIM IF HER dAD HAD NOT REPPED oj AND KIM DID NOT LET RAY j PEE ON HER AND GET PAID $5 MILLION FOR IT WHERE WOULD THEY BE? ONLY PERSON SMART ENOUGH TO RUN AWAY WAS NICK CANNON. NICK CANNON ASKED KIM DID SHE MAKE THE TAPE DID IT EXIST — SHE SWORE UP AND DOWN IT DID NOT…. DEVIL IS ALIE.. HE RAN WAY FROM HER.. HE IS ACTUALLY A RESPECTABLE BLACK MAN WHO WANTS TO MARRY A RESPECTABLE/TALENTED/FAMOUS WOMAN WHO WAS NOT A H*….. KUDOS TO NICK CANNON FOR BEING THE ONLY SMART ENOUGH BLACK MAN………..WOW AM I NOT SURPRISED HE IS NOT A RAPPER OR ATHLETE…. LOL

    #1 rule in kardashian home- use black sl*ves at all cost to keep the fame.. then kim fake asz

    they forgot some people:

    THE TRUTH
    IS THE TRUTH..IF ANY ONE BLACK WOMAN HAD ALL THESE GUYS ON HERE yt media would have been called her a h* from day 1……………………..

    TJ Jackson 1994- 1998

    -Damon Thomas 2000- 2004

    -Ray J March 2006 – February 2007

    -Reggie Bush May 2007 – March 2010

    -Bow Wow

    -Nick Cannon

    -Cristiano Ronaldo April 2010

    -Shengo Deane April 2010

    -Miles Austin June 2010

    -Gabriel Aubry (only man smart enough to use Kim asz) November 2010

    -Kris Humphries November 2010 – April 2013

    -Kanye West March 2012

  • Sen Bjorn

    so fake and disgusting

  • Jones Smith

    trash wearing trash standing in trash