Honey, honey, honeeey! Settle in for a moment and get all the way into this. We all have our preferences—to each her own (we won’t judge)—but this one’s for those of us who love a man who can take his fineness to new levels with some facial hair.
Lined up or let go to grow wild and free, the right beard can promote him from “worthy of a double take” to “makes our legs shake”. We can’t list them all but, we’ve got eight bearded blessings who make us rock and hum old negro spirituals.
Brad’s always gotten a pass from the sistas. And when he let’s that beard rock (without taking it to cave-man status) we love him even more.
Mos Def, Yasiin Bey, Father of our children. We’ll call him whatever he wants. Lookin’ all fine, making us want to raise a black fist. Mm!
Okay, we know. Ross and his boobs ain’t for everyone (though there’s enough of him to go around). But, his beard is magical. His grunts would sound nowhere near as husky without it.
A million bucks to whoever can name another man (Prince doesn’t count; he’s a deity) who can rock a perm with facial hair and have you turned out. We’ll wait…
His beard replaced Justin Timberlake. His beard alone.
There’s nothing to be said. Nothing.
When Usher shaves his face, he’s right back in baggy leather singing “Think of You”. He needs a little something and when he has it, so do we.
We don’t care how brolic she is, we’ll fight Serena. FIGHT her!
StyleBlazers, who’s your # 1 pick?
–Qimmah A. Saafir-Dobaria