11 Disney Princesses Gone Very Bad (Cinderella with Blades? Disney Chicks Ain’t Nothing to Mess With!)

» By Jada Gomez-Lacayo @jadagomez June 11, 2012, 16:03pm

We all know the fairy tales. Belle was the sweet bookworm who warmed the heart of the misunderstood Beast. Sleeping Beauty and Snow White were two poor damsels who waited for their respective Prince Charmings to awaken them from deep slumber. It seems like they all had to rely on a big strong man to save them from the wicked witch. Well, those days of humming “Some Day My Prince Will Come” in the misty meadow are over. Thanks to the imagination of deviantart user joshwmc,  our favorite Disney girls have transformed into gritty knife toting, machete slinging bad gyals. We don’t think any goons want to rumble with these ladies.  

Something’s gotten into our Disney princesses, and we love it!  From Princess Jasmine to Belle, check out 9 Disney Princesses gone oh so bad. 

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  • adrienne michelle

    all of them!!

  • Johnie

    Seen a better one

  • DA

    Tiana

  • bailedex

    the rose on Belle’s arm, lol and Tiana had to be the one with the gun huh? Also Mulan was already a bad bitty, she didn’t need a makeover

  • Kpmusic4life

    If this were in a movie I would watch it! I love Disney!

  • optimist

    This basically was a movie…SuckerPunch

  • L0La718

    princess tiana and pocahontas is a bad azz..love them out of the rest

  • Sugar_Spice

    Belle hands down

  • TraceFace

    Mulan, Rapuznel, and Pocahontas look the same. Snow White looks scary and demonic

    • SOWHAT?

      soo true. mulan did not need a makeover. I prefer the original mulan. i do not know rapunzel’s speciality. Is she a witch or what?

      • blahblah

        I thought her only speciality was the long hair. Interesting though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pl.holley.9 Pl Holley

      Snow White looks like she’s channeling Tyler Durden. “The first rule of Princess Club…”

  • KD

    Before I clicked the ‘next’ button, I knew Tiana would have a gun. Lol. Smh

  • Brian Katcher

    No sleeping beauty?

    • SayerSong

      Aurora is Sleeping Beauty.

  • Brainiac

    I never thought to make Belle look like a gladiator.

  • SayerSong

    They forgot Ariel….

    • god++

      I know, the put the two crappy new “princesses” (Rapunzel and Tiana or w/e), and they forget Ariel? One of the most classic ones?
      Also, Mulan isn’t a princess….

      • linda

        No way to make Ariel’s clothes skimpier.

  • BoheefusJr

    Snow White, Tiana and Pocahontas were the top three but have seen a better one of them. Still they’re all badasses in my book =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/snaketucci Chris Tucci

    Was this made because of disney buying marvel?

  • kate

    why did Jasmine change races? and someone should tell them all about pants.

  • someone

    Wasn’t Princess Jasmine already suited with a Whip for a weapon in one of the episodes of Aladdin?

  • Noah

    So regular Mulan has a sword and “bad” Mulan has a fan?

    • Bob

      They were actually weapons at one time. They were made of sharp metal and could block attacks as well as cut one’s throat.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.binczak Brandon Binczak

        Somebody’s been playing too many video games.

        • 666metalupyourass

          Somebody needs to read more.

        • anaris

          Korean fighting fans. most instances of things like this date to a time when swords were prohibited, either universally or from the peasants.

      • not Bob

        mulan has actually used a fan in the film once, but just as a backup weapon. she was entering the emperors palace, and was disguised as a regular woman. she then used a regular (non-fighting) fan to disarm the chief-badguy and save the day.

  • Seaturtle

    Ariel is already bad enough?

  • ilawson

    Have you guys noticed how the “bad” Tiara sort of looks like Laura craft from tomb raider.

  • Sass

    Clearly these people have never heard of Jim C. Hines and his Princess series. Very similar except everyone’s wearing practical clothing.

  • Melissa

    Rapunzel should of had a frying pan.

    • jjmblue7

      But she would then have to get proper frying pan lessons from Princess Peach, and Square-Enix doesn’t own the copyright to her.

  • Jacob

    Well, not all the time….

  • zazi

    why are they all fat?

  • http://twitter.com/aya_mizumi Charles1802

    This so called “article” was obviously made as a favor to a friend. The art is mediocre at best and real terrible at it’s worst.

  • http://twitter.com/MissGrellSL MissGrellSL

    It did in the days of the gladiators. But, seriously, too much clothing is much worse than none at all. The less there is, the more freedom of movement.

  • cat

    Cause they’re probably being styled after comicbook heroines.

  • Cat

    Very nnice, but honestly, you couldn’t find something a little different on dA? There’s plenty of stuff like this if you just search disney princesses.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.binczak Brandon Binczak

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who didn’t think these were very good. At least not good enough to warrant their own article.

  • blahblah

    Pocahontas looks more badass in the original.

  • blahblah

    Great art here. They may not have skimpy clothes but the artist definitely didn’t rip them off in the cleavage department.

  • Wolfpup

    I have seen better, but this is decent. As an aside, a lady friend and I were thinking of going as a modern version of Belle and the Beast for Halloween. Might have to changeour gameplan a bit…

  • OtakuGirl

    -_- Please…. you should see the “Twisted Princess” ones. Besides these sorts of pictures are all over dA and not all are “gone bad” princesses…..

  • kitty

    whats up with minnie n ariel?

  • Absoltheharbinger

    Am I the only one who looked at Tiana’s ‘new look’ and thought of Lara Croft?

  • jjmblue7

    The Snow, Cindy, and arguably Briar Rose/Sleeping Beauty and Beauty/Belle from the “Fables” comics are already more bad-ass than these versions.

  • lizlumbriz

    i really..really..dont think MULAN needs a tough makeover… i think anyone who’s actually seen..mulan… agrees…

  • Jelani Hinckson

    this is more like Disney princesses join Tekken

  • samer2

    kinda like how they put pants on pocahontas

  • WinstonSmith

    This was absolutely awful

  • Rrhian Avcarr Blade

    I love this comment… AGREED!

  • onceuponabook

    These are great drawings but just a question: why does ‘bad’ automatically equal significantly less clothing?

  • grmrsan

    So what, Ariel and Minnie were already badass enough on their own?

  • FrankenSense

    These were terrible. their faces looked awful. Why did most of these look like they pasted crappy faces over Street Fighter bodies?

  • Ash

    Pocahontas never wore head feathers. They’re a privilege item in American aboriginal culture, and only worn by certain chiefs. This is offensive.

  • Katana

    This what happens when you cross Disney with Mortal Kombat.

  • Michelle

    I think less clothes would be more practical actually. I mean it would be a lot easier to roundhouse kick someone in the face if you were wearing shorts, than if you were wearing a dress.

  • Cee

    Not necessarily bad art, but how on earth does “badass princesses that don’t need no prince charming” somehow turn into skimpily clad princesses with huge breasts? Is their ability to defend themselves directly related to the amount of coverage their bodies get?

  • Ian

    Artwork kind of sucks. No, I can’t do any better, but I’m not submitting my crap anywhere either.

  • BlueFlameBat

    What the hell is up with the Ariel and Minnie Mouse ones? They only showed them in their regular forms!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Alliyah.Saotome Alliyah Saotome

    In the movie, Mulan is depicted as being unskilled with weapons. The “real” Mulan, on the other hand, was said to have practiced with many different weapons. The area in which she was believed to have lived was known for practicing martial arts such as Kung Fu and for being skilled with the sword. In the legend, the real Mulan (whose name was actually Hua Mulan) rode horses and shooting arrows.

    Korean Fighting fans and Chinese Fighting Fans are just about exactly the same. Consider that while Koreans were making their fans, the korean leaders were outlawing them, practically forcing them to be only sold and bought in neighboring countries.

  • Walt

    Why was Minnie Mouse ‘bringing up the rear’?

    And Ariel was just a frame from original Disney?!

  • emerald

    You guys should read a play titled “Snow White Zombie” by Brenton Lengel. It SO matches up with this article.