15 Of The Ugliest Celebrity Hands (They Aren’t Always Perfect All Over)

We know it’s hard to be perfect, but sometimes celebrities make it look so easy. Considering all the advances in plastic surgery and airbrushing technology, it’s easy for many of them to appear perfect. But one thing that plastic surgery has yet to address is hands. As you’ll be able to tell from the following photos, there’s not much one can do for veiny, aging, or mannish hands. It may seem mean but we’re just trying to point out the realistic attributes of these seemingly perfect celebrities.

Check out 15 of the ugliest celebrity hands!



 Sarah Jessica Parker



This Sex and The City star represents very well for the beautiful celebrity/unbecoming hands syndrome. 



Megan Fox

Megan Fox needs a hand double because of her “toe-thumb.”




Uma Thurman


Uma’s hands are proportional to her frame: very long and sinewy.







Supposedly, Madonna has been wearing a lot of gloves lately to cover up her aging hands (which don’t match up with our very tight face).



Catherine Zeta Jones



There’s no sugarcoating this. Beautiful woman, hideous hands.


Jennifer Garner


Well, her strong mannish hands probably helped her do stunts when she was on Alias.



Kyle Richards


From head to toe, Kyle Richards of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has aged beautifully. Unfortunately, her hands suffer from the same fate as Sarah Jessica Parker.




Looks like Fergie’s hands can get mighty swollen from time to time.


Lauren Govan


It was hard to find a good shot of Basketball Wives’ cast member Lauren Govan’s hands but trust us, she’s got a manly set of hands on her. Luckily, they’ll help her in b-ball matches with her NBA boo.



Serena Williams

Serena has a good excuse for her tough hands. She’s a supreme athlete of course!


Michaele Salahi


Maybe Michaele’s hands have something to do with poor nutrition. Looking at her frame, it’s apparent that she’s not eating enough…



Kelly Ripa


Kelly’s hands are a little distracting sometimes.



Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton may be in her early thirties but her hands are in their 70s.




Renee Zelwegger


Renee’s hands need some TLC for real.


  • ShutIt

    There is nothing wrong with Meagan Foxx, Serena Williams, or Lil Twist hands.

  • Tara

    Over half of the hands featured in this article have absolutely nothing wrong with them. People really need to lower their expectations. They’re human too. Maybe some of you need to step back and examine your own imperfections before you pass judgment on someone else.

  • toe thumb :)

    hands r hands nobody cares about hands

  • JustSaying_IMFO

    If you wanna know a woman’s age, look at her hands.

  • Guest

    I would take Megan’s thumbs if I could look like the rest of her! she is absolutley gorgeous!

  • Darn!

    Where are Mickey Rourke’s “Satan Hands”?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VCBVUPISKCREZBLUNTY7GM3COM Anonymous

    The toe thumb is freaky. And Sarah Jessica is too thin. She needs some fat in those hands!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VCBVUPISKCREZBLUNTY7GM3COM Anonymous

    Madonna has the hands of an 80 year old!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VCBVUPISKCREZBLUNTY7GM3COM Anonymous

    Catherine Zeta looks like she has arthritis. Wow.

  • LadyMorgahnna

    looks like she might have Dupuytren’s disease and some arthritis. hey, we all get older…just fact of life.

  • sewdeadly

    How rude…i like hands that show character and hard work

  • Lissa

    I would like to the hands of the person who came up with this article. Most of these people have nothing wrong with their hands.

  • sal

    how rude! you can’t do anything about it so why zoom in and focus on hands that have worked hard thru the years. should be proud of that, just like wrinkles!!

  • John Sierra

    Yes but her ugly hands go perfectly with her ugly face!

  • Matt

    I dont understand why people judge women so harshly. most of these ladies are older and i dont think it takes anything away from the beautiful women they are. nobody ever comments on an older mans hands.

  • asdfrwx

    What a dumb article.

  • Cheryl Loudd

    I dont see anything wrong with these hands, except for Madonna and the dude with the dirty nails. Everyone elses hands look fine and are the result of natural aging.

  • AbsoluteTruthiness

    SJP always had awful hands and feet and the face isn’t much either. Fashion was the distraction. Madonna? That’s unbelievable! And the most shocking thus far, is Catherine Zeta Jones. Where did she get those sausages?

  • AbsoluteTruthiness

    Ever since the episode on Seinfeld featuring the woman with ‘man hands’, I can’t help but notice those. My evil sister has them, but she also has man shoulders and until she had a bad boob job, she had ‘man chest’. She was always the school yard bully and how she’s a 57 yr old adult bully.

  • http://twitter.com/GoldTransAm LindyK

    Man hands

  • Sunny Leo

    Most of these people have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ugly about their hands. WTF is wrong with these critics?

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